Before having children, eating out in nice restaurants was a regular occurrence. For Hubby’s thirtieth birthday, which was six days after Polly’s first, we went to The Ivy and were in for a massive shock. It would seem that dining with a small child in tow was a very different experience to the ones we had become accustomed to. We’ve still eaten out a fair bit over the years with the children, but now choose where to go based on reviews of kids menu and entertainment. So you can imagine our delight when Planet Hollywood London invited us for lunch.
Why? Because they’ve been voted Bookatable’s Best Child Friendly London Restaurant for the third year in a row. We had our meal on Andy’s 38th birthday, and here are our thoughts.
Planet Hollywood London is not your average themed restaurant
Usually when hearing the words themed and restaurant, my mind starts conjuring up images of tacky fancy dress joints and un-instagrammable fodder. I was surprised in the nicest way when I discovered the incredible food on offer.
There are a ridiculous amount of delicious dishes to choose from, and a wide range of cuisines. You’d be hard pressed to not find something to eat. They cover everything from sharing platters and American fare to burgers and grills; pizza and pasta; fajitas; noodles and salads. There is an extensive gluten free menu, and Donald Russell supply their beef.
For those not in the know, Donald Russell are an online craft butcher, whose meat is traditionally matured and grass fed. They’ve held a Royal Warrant since 1984, so they’re clearly doing something right. Quality ingredients like this are everything, and just in case you were wondering, my chuck eye did not disappoint (more on that later).
I imagine one of the main reasons Planet Hollywood London gets the thumbs up for family friendliness is due to their entertainment. There are huge screens all around the restaurant, and you can ask for messages to be displayed for your loved ones. They can be anything you like, and ours revolved around Hubby’s birthday. The screens flip between cartoons, movies, music and these personalised messages, which is lots of fun.
There is tons of original memorabilia to check out, including outfits and props from iconic movies. Clara and Freddy were delighted to see a Power Ranger’s costume as we walked in, as it’s their current favourite TV show to watch. The big kid in my life was suitably impressed, especially seeing Hans Solo frozen in carbonite, and Polly was in awe of the Willy Wonka chocolate bar. I had to do a double take of the T-Birds jacket, worn by John Travolta himself when he played Danny in Grease (my fave film growing up). We were also thrilled to see a storm trooper wandering around.
In addition they have colouring for the children and a fab game for the adults where you have to guess the film star based on a photo from their younger days. Some look exactly the same as they do now, others were trickier to figure out. There really is plenty to keep you and the little ones busy throughout your meal, so much so for us that we stayed almost three hours. I could have quite easily set up camp and stayed all afternoon. In another life I would have hung around drinking cocktails.
What we ate at Planet Hollywood London
Regular readers will know we eat mostly paleo as a family, but I’m happy to be flexible when we’re dining out and gave the children free rein over the kids menu. Polly had spaghetti and meatballs, which she loved and Clara had hot dog and chips, which she polished off with gusto. Our little fussy eater Freddy just had chips, which is better than eating nothing, right? Meal times can be fraught, especially when we’re out, but they were so mesmerised by the big screens that we had zero fighting. Possibly a first in our family! They all enjoyed their ice cream sundaes afterwards, but that was never going to not be the case.
Portion sizes are very generous, and excellent value at £9.50 which includes a main, dessert and unlimited soft drink. The staff are all great with the wee ones too, which can make or break a lunch like this. There’s nothing worse than being made to feel like your children are not welcome.
Hubby and I shared some popcorn shrimp to start, and both had surf and turf for mains with medium rare chuck eye. He had his as it was on the menu – with a trio of fries, buttered green beans and a grilled tomato. I had mine from the gluten free menu, served with salad instead of chips. The steak was cooked to perfection, juicy and succulent with just the right amount of marbling. I’ve salivated over the memory of it many times these last two weeks.
Andy had sticky toffee pudding for dessert. The staff decorated it with a sparkler and sang him Happy Birthday as they brought it out. We had seen them do it for another table earlier on, but it was still a lovely surprise. I hadn’t asked them to do this, and thought it was a really nice touch. I had a bite, and it was very yummy, but I’m definitely over non-paleo sweet things. I appreciate I’m the exception not the norm in this respect, and if sweets are your thing you’ll love the dessert menu. It has all the classics some with a modern twist. You’ll find white chocolate bread pudding, Toblerone cheesecake, good old fashioned coke floats and more.
They even have a giant brownie sundae called the Big Boy, which is served in an oversized martini glass and is meant to be shared between the whole table.
Apparently their hand-dipped milkshakes are amazing, and they are currently serving Super Nova Shakes, which sound epic. Check out this video if you’re interested.
Where could Planet Hollywood London have improved things?
No restaurant is perfect, and improvements can always be made. If I could have a direct word with the management, I would urge them to redecorate the toilets. They were very clean, had brand new Dyson hand dryers and non-touch soap dispensers. However, the seats were a bit wonky and the tiles were in need of re-grouting (or better still replacing).
It’s also worth mentioning that they do not have a coffee machine, and only offer standard filtered coffee and tea. This did come as a shock, because I’m so used to all restaurants offering a range of artisan coffees. To be completely honest though, I didn’t need to be putting anything else in my belly, it was more than full.
We were looked after so well and I wondered if we were being given special treatment, so had a stealthy look around a few times to see if the other patrons were also getting great service, and they certainly seemed to be. The staff weren’t only competent, they were happy, which is always a good sign.
Hubby said it was his best birthday since having kids, and the children have been asking when we can go back on a daily basis. All in all it’s a huge thumbs up for us!
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**disclaimer: we were invited to Planet Hollywood London for a complimentary meal, in exchange for this honest review. For my full disclosure policy, please click here.**